holly wigful

the definition of how to be a snake a catfish and a slag

someone who is fake clickbait and sleeps around is a holly wigful

by Dylan Mambu October 3, 2021

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008

wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.

wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.

by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018

Wig Snatching

The act of pulling people's wigs off their heads, embarrassing them in the process.

I didn't know I'd see some wig Snatching in school today. Damn!

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 28, 2023

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.

1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?

by iamxjessicax December 12, 2008

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018