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penny whistle 

noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was pretty rad I guess.
penny whistle by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
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dutch whistle

A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.
Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.
dutch whistle by keptman September 28, 2008

lint whistle 

I kissed Carrie's lint whistle last night. Man was it sweet!
lint whistle by redrocket182 June 3, 2009

Dirty Whistle 

(Noun):The act of one receiving an angry dragon and the receiver of the angry dragon blowing the load into another womans vagina by sneezing. Bisexuality is a required trait to perform this act.
Bill: Hey bruce you know samantha right?
Bruce: Yeah she's clean as a whistle.
Bill: Not anymore shes not.
Bruce: Why is that?
Bill: Because my girlfriend gave her a dirty whistle last night.
Bruce: HA! that's dirty.
Dirty Whistle by Not John White January 13, 2011

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter 

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

sick whistle 

The word "sick" is used primarily by teenagers and wannabees to mean "cool" or "fresh".
Sometimes is is said in a drawn out form for emphasis such as "s-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ick".
It can also be used in mock "coolness" when someone falls or attempts to do something amazing and sucks instead.
A sick whistle is the act of saying the work "sick" twice in a row very quickly in a male falsetto voice.
"Sick Sick"
A "riced-out" Honda Civic drove past a group of older males and was subjected to a chorus of mock "Sick Whistles."
sick whistle by ATLMK July 13, 2006

brat-whistle 

a Dublin slang term for a toot on a joint.
'hey Donal; do you want to go out for a brat-whistle?'
brat-whistle by Tommy Tits February 25, 2008