sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

Weiner Salad

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.

I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!

by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005

weiner boy

juicy sausage with a pulse

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Weinberg

(n) wine-burg: Used to describe someone who consistently overachieves

P1: Did you finish the essay?
P2: I wrote 12 pages
P1: You are SUCH a Weinberg

*note: Can also be used in context of:
"To pull a Weinburg"

As in:
P1: Dude way to pull a Weinberg

by Shaudell March 22, 2010

weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing

i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out

by 12logan121 February 24, 2010

Weiner

To send lewd pictures of your penis to an unsuspecting female via Twitter.

Anthony Weiner, a married, Democratic politician, weinered his weiner to a college student in Washington.

by weinerisaweiner November 18, 2011