valentines day

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

by MYNAMEIST February 18, 2007

Valentine's day

A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.

Stupid Valentine's day!

by skunkpit September 15, 2009

Valentino

Valentino is one of the best people out there. He's a very shy person, and tends to hide his crushes on people. He's been heartbroken sometimes, but seems to have found someone to fix that. Maybe he found a Mia. Sure, Valentino seems like a tough, strong guy, which he can be, but he's just a lovable, teddy bear and anyone who sees him for his true self is a very lucky person. Though, he has self-esteem issues, and will go back and forth with someone about how he's ugly, or not good enough, he should be loved by all.

Girl 1 : "omg Valentino is soooo cute!!"
Girl 2 s "Yeah! He should definitely date a Mia."

by Lynxki May 17, 2019

Valentines Day

Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
I´m gonna fucking kill you

by Hanzo February 18, 2007

Valentines Day

The Happy Single Awareness Day

Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"

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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".

by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009

valentines day

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

by miss_sixty February 18, 2007

valetudinarian

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

by the great raymondo July 9, 2007