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taking an ambien

masturbating with the express purpose of helping one go to sleep
To help get me to sleep, I have a habit of taking an ambien.
by Avi_s August 29, 2009
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Twanking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)
by Swayze baby December 28, 2013
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Taking a Shane

Dude, you were taking a Shane for like 30 min!
by I'm such a dick! May 14, 2015
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taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.
Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."
by Mr Zach July 17, 2016
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taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.
Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.
by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019
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Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.
Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.
by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020
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Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.
"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006
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