tres flores

If you ever wondered how Mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it'z cuz they put Tres Flores in it. It's a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. Golden Sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that shit doesn't smell as good as our tres flores!

Jane: Damn Raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? Did you use earwax?

Raquel: No, I don't have to anymore since I got Tres Flores!

Jane: Wow I have to try it >smiles<

\m/^.^\m/

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

A Treasure's Trove

1. A story written by Michael Stadther about twelve forest creatures that save a forest, along with talking trees, flying dogs (doths), Insane illustrations, and puzzles. Hidden within the pages of the book are twelve locations of twelve tokens hidden around the continental U.S. That the author will redeem for jewels from the story.

2. A person or thing that it insanely obsessed with something or cannot get over something, usually living in their own little world and caring only about that thing, leaving everything else behind.

1. A Treasure's Trove is a mad hot book.

2. Don't go all Treasure Trove on me.

by Krakathepirate034 June 9, 2005

Buried Treasure

The yet-to-be burnt weed found at the bottom of a deep bowl, usually covered by layers of ash.

You brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.

A pleasant surprise, indeed.

Man, I think it's kicked.

--Not at all, my friend. We've still got this Buried Treasure!

Oh yea, good shit!

by kckingcourt August 28, 2009

nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

Trees

A slang term typically used by black people that is the equivalent of saying something is weak or whack.

"I must be pretty trees, you be laughing at me"

by Rabadabada October 25, 2011

pharoah's treasure

When a girl is giving a blow job to two males and she takes their erect penises into her mouth at one time forming a pyramid. She then proceeds to take the cum and spit it from both men's penis into a golden urn, and buries it underneath her cat's grave in her grandma's backyard (under a full moon) while chanting in high-Egyptian. This ritual is most commonly found in Cairo, Egypt but can also be witnessed in Solvang, CA. Made famous during the reign of Cleopatra while she was experimenting with her many sex slaves.

Dude last night Jenny pharoah's treasured those two gay bartenders, they were only in it to touch dicks but she got the cum she needed and is saving it in the most intricate of urns, waiting for a full moon when she can perform the sacred ritual that defines the Pharoah's Treasure!

by The Mummy Man-Whore March 7, 2009

treasure-salad

n. 1. a most gay person
2. a person who is being gay
3. Ethan

a combination of treasure (like butt pirates playing "burry the treasure") and salad (like how in prison you get your salad tossed)

That ref soo was the treasure-salad when he made that call...

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005