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When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure

i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure

by happy wood January 09, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to β€œfind”.
Thanks Molly for the β€œburied treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!
by ReyMon! October 12, 2019
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The yet-to-be burnt weed found at the bottom of a deep bowl, usually covered by layers of ash.

You brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.

A pleasant surprise, indeed.
Man, I think it's kicked.

--Not at all, my friend. We've still got this Buried Treasure!

Oh yea, good shit!
by kckingcourt August 28, 2009
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While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.
My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.
by ghillie June 06, 2007
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when you are taking a shit and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.
yo D,i just found some buried treasure and that shit was fuckin ill B. a fuckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!
by landing August 24, 2005
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