Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023

Trunder

Antonym of "Joever"

Trump + Under. The feeling of joy, contentedness, or success.

"I had sex with a 10 last night, It was so trunder"

by Nahidontfeellikeit December 2, 2023

Tender

The touch of someone you love too much
The day the demons go away
The ghost i love the most
My heart

tender is the touch of someone you love too much

by bananabab December 10, 2023

Tenderloin Pyropsychopath

Militant vagrants who have taken residence in any of the alleys between Larkin Street and Van Ness Street in San Francisco, usually between McAllister and Bush St in both the Tenderloin and Lower Nob Hill neighborhoods. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, an abundance of time and adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP, they spend their time building pipe bombs to terrorize their small sections of the City.

“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Tenderloin Pyropsychopaths destroyed my entire apartment.”

“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”

“oh well yes. They did me a favor.”

“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”

by Niceasshole December 23, 2023

Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Tenderloinitits

Also known as Tendonitis, when ones tendon becomes inflamed you end up with a case of the tenderloinitits

Boy my tenderloinitits is acting up today

by 69 BigPapa May 7, 2024

Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024