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Trench Cock

The long term effects of sitting in a hot office when your testicles and knob stick to your inner thigh.
"It's so hot in here"

"Yes, I've had trench cock for days"
by Pacific22 July 22, 2017
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Trench

The best album in the world made by the best artist in the world, twenty one pilots.
trench is the best thing that ever dawned upon the earth
by em0bean January 6, 2019
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Trench Cock

In the event of sexual encounter lasting longer than three hours, the penis begins to turn black and blue, and can even fall off.
"Hey I heard Ethan got trench cock last night."

"Yeah but he totally left her gobsmacked."
by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 27, 2019
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a fool in a trench coat

Describes a person whose abilities are being overestimated
Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".

Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".

or

Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".
by I'm really stressed out rn October 16, 2017
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trendy

Trendy's are the one group of people who actually look NICE these days. They have realised that looking grungy and dirty isnt good and also that socks over pants is BAD!
Male trendy is usually very good looking with spikey (preferably blonde) hair. He wears ripped jeans, good trainers or even shoes on occasion with a t-shirt with either a slogan, label or arty (often naked lady) on the front. He wears silver jewellery but in moderation, not over blinged like a chav You will usually spot him with several girls flocking around him
Female trendy is again usually very attractive with long hair, always neat and in the latest style. They wear jeans or denim skirts with small navel bearing tops, bags and shoes ALWAYS match the outfit and again they wear a sensible amount of jewellery. They generally recieve lots of wolf whistles from passing vehicles and building sites
Trendys are the group that really dont have any grievances against other groups in society, ie; moshers, goths, chavs
"ooh, look at that gorgeous guy at the bar, he's dressed well, very trendy"
by the way it is May 14, 2005
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trendys

Trendys - originating from the word "trend". "Trendys" think that:
1)They are super cool
2)Everyone loves them
3)They are gorgeous
They usually wear a think layer of make-up and fake breasts.
The lesser trendys are also associated with townies
Often use "ned" like words, see also neds
trendy "check my titties.... arent they pure bonnie like?"

ned "aye, theyr'e pure dead bonnie like, check that shilberto that just walked past..."

trendy "merh merh merh... BONNIE ONES!!"
by Bill May 13, 2005
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trenchy

Look at that trenchy's t-shirt! I bet she went to the concert yesterday.
by MTrenchy June 8, 2010
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