Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

grain train

A notorious car in a neighborhood that cruises around crowded streets, in which the driver sells pot out of his car. Very easy to find, the "grain train" is usually a dude who will roll down his windo no more than 6 inches from the top, take fifteen bucks, slip you some weed and roll out.

You got any money, cuz the grain train is driving away.

by lolololol 69 January 6, 2006

Train Railed

To be fucked so hard it feels like a train

Billy I train railed your mother last night.

by Aknightmare47 December 12, 2017

Train Sausage

The remains of a living thing after being hit by a train. The meat remains left behind by a train can resemble ground sausage: therefore, it is called train sausage.

When traversing a zombie-filled subway, stay off the tracks to avoid being train sausage'd.

While travelling the Tundra Express, always mind your surroundings. Trains love to sneak up on you and turn you into train sausage.

by CaptainSteevX November 17, 2012

Train-Horn

1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive

2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.

In other words, farting while running train on someone

Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.

by derpyword15 December 3, 2016

Online Training

Internet porn.

I'm, um, catching up on my online training.

by beerandpizza August 26, 2009

wtf train

so much wtf you feel like you just got hit by the wtf train

That last unit in logic was a bitch! I didn't understand any of it. It was a total wtf train to the face

by FlameBurger May 13, 2009