Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

Peace Train

A joyous concept, a metaphorical vehicle of harmony and understanding.

You don't need no ticket just get on board the Peace Train.

by Maynard G. May 23, 2018

Train Railed

To be fucked so hard it feels like a train

Billy I train railed your mother last night.

by Aknightmare47 December 12, 2017

Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 15, 2016

Train-Horn

1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive

2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.

In other words, farting while running train on someone

Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.

by derpyword15 December 3, 2016

wtf train

so much wtf you feel like you just got hit by the wtf train

That last unit in logic was a bitch! I didn't understand any of it. It was a total wtf train to the face

by FlameBurger May 13, 2009

Go train

To go train is to eat with a deadly purpose, like a train when it speeds past a railroad crossing. All the little people surrounding the eater, like little cars at the crossing, best get out of the way. Nothing stops this train... Besides an empty refrigerator.

Roommate: "Hey! Want to go out to eat? I'm starving!"

TrainRoomie: " I wish I had known. I just went train on the ice cream. I'm not at all hungry. Look at this food baby."

Roommate: "That's okay. I'll just go pick something up then."

TrainRoomie: "Will you pick up some more Ben & Jerry's while you are out? I promise not to go train on it this time."

Roommate: "I'll buy a lot. Tomorrow we can go train together."

by Seems legit June 16, 2013