masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.
Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
by 4th, disgusted March 06, 2008
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Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.
His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.
by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009
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religious masturbator

A religious masturbator is one who worships god as he or she has nothing better to do with their lives. Often, the point of being religious is to use churches and other christian events as social venues. They try to make God a 'cool dude' basicaly giving God a funboy image like themselves. Religious masturbators, or RMs for short, are often on the pull and use their apparant innocence as an RM in this act, unfortunately, most girls fall for this and in turn, usualy become RMs themselves.
If you go into a church and see a lad sitting in the middle of a group of girls wearing jeans, and an open collared white with light blue striped shirt, hair plastered with gel, u are looking at a religious masturbator
by Heavens Advocate March 04, 2005
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masturbation Legend

some one who can masturbate in public places secretly. a place that was thought of as unthinkable to masturbate at.
ie. bookstore, supermarket, library, school, work!, changing rooms, etc.
person 1: yo i just masturbated in the school library!
person 2: really? yesterday i masturbated in office detention!
person 3: holy shit! what masturbation Legend's you are!
by green Tee February 15, 2008
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Nervous Masturbation

It is when you are so nervous about something, you masturbate.
My Nervous Masturbation, yesterday, wasn't the best because I was nervous about the final exams.
by TioKilo May 24, 2017
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"masturbating so much that it's affecting your mental health to the point of causing actual trouble in your life"
not my words.
"Masturbating is okay, but don't overdo it and turn it into psychopathological masturbation"
by Shirayuki-chan June 14, 2018
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Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 16, 2020
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