tired old queen 

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

tired old queen by asockworkorange May 27, 2018

Tired fucker 

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.

Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!

Tired fucker by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

Computer Tired 

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

Computer Tired by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

bone tired 

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.

Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.

bone tired by elrond420 September 23, 2021

Literate but Tired 

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.

Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.

Literate but Tired by vpbaker July 26, 2010

Tiredation 

A state resembling retardation of normal brain functions brought on by extreme fatigue and/or exhaustion.

"Hey, what's wrong? You seem a bit out of it." "Tiredation, man. I've been up since 4 AM yesterday, and I spent all of today hauling furniture around."

Tiredation by Maryxus September 3, 2007

tiresome 

Something that is so crazy or so hard that it makes you really tired.

Henry: Damn that party was tiresome last night.

Katie: I know. I woke up at noon after getting so hyper and crashing

tiresome by Henry (edumacated) April 3, 2009