shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 4, 2002

tickle the taco

To fondle a woman's vagina.

Hey baby, want to play tickle the taco?

by Jackel in El Centro May 24, 2006

Tickets Ole

Tickets Ole is an established company in Overland Park Kansas founded by Darren Attebery(owner) that sells secondary market event tickets to sold out sporting events,concerts and shows at a premium (above face value) due to the cost and acqusition of high demand tickets. Tickets can also be purchased by visiting their company website TicketsOle.com

Alot of people are going to secondary market companys such as Tickets Ole for high demand and or sold out events.

by Tickets Ole December 1, 2010

tickle-me-elmo hole

Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.

by RoughGroove September 6, 2005

Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

Key West Butt Tickler

Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.

Wow look at that guys Key West Butt Tickler!!

by D Corey September 26, 2007