two tents

two tents
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by udhvhds December 09, 2020
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Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
by Oomny July 31, 2024
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Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
by bugkoa December 19, 2024
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tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
by Jamesjohnson March 02, 2014
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 07, 2024
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Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.
“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”
by Dutch Bra July 27, 2018
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