beyond suck

Something that sucks beyond description. Some event or situation that is tragic, extraordinarily uncomfortable, stupidly nastly. Something that is bad or of poor quality beyond average description.

Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.
Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.

I haven't checked it out yet, but Matt says "American Dad" is beyond suck.
by whisky May 25, 2005
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suck gash

A term that refers to orally stimulating a female by simply sucking, as one would a lollipop, on her birth canal (aka vagina). One can use his/her own discretion whether or not they include the clitoris in the action or not. If the individual who is performing the gash sucking chooses to exclude the clitoris from the sucking it is recommended that said individual should manually stimulate it with their finger and/or a feather duster.
Father Johnson:"Hey I saw you at church last Sunday. Why where you in the confessional for so long?"
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!
by The Goochie Burrito April 18, 2016
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sucks lollipop

A term used when one must partake in activities many people dislike, though for unclear reasons, he/she enjoys.
I just got a job cleaning out the smelly old dungeon. It sucks lollipop!
by chocolatism January 16, 2011
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Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.
Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.
by funsized95 March 18, 2010
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nipple-suck

I gave her the best nipple-suck of her life.
by Jilina April 03, 2006
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Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.
"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."
by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 28, 2009
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Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.
When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.
by stropmag July 09, 2010
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