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strump

He was buying 1000 strumps of GM, and 1000 strumps of Golden Sachs, to see which he lost first.
by MickiDick February 17, 2018
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strumpo

I went out with a real strumpo last night.
by Arabella Dultenfinch March 19, 2018
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Strumble

Stress + Crumble

To deteriorate into nothingness from stress and exhaustion
"Did you see Alexis face after everyone got that huge chore list?"

"Yeah she look like she was gonna strumble"
by KayTD June 8, 2019
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Strumpette

A fan of Donald Trump that has no clue, no morals, and no code to live by. Often heard whining about his/her rights with no empathy or understanding outside of themselves.
That strumpette was wearing his MAGA hat again and has no clue it was made in China.
by Jilarj September 11, 2019
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Strumk

Strumking is the action of flipping an animal, specifically one that is larger than the average human, clockwise onto its back while laughing hysterically. This is the most entertaining form of animal abuse, it is designed purely for the enjoyment of watching it struggle to reattain its stability.

Usage is very similar to the word struek, deciding between the two depends on the size of the victim.

Some things to note:
* This action can only be performed by humans and cannot be performed on humans.
* Similarly, this action can not be performed on anything close in size to a human. Anything close in size to a human must be ignored in respect to this action because it is not worthy.
* This action can not be performed on plants.
* This action can be performed on robots.
* This action is most fun in the water. It can be lethal to the other creature, which is what makes it so much more entertaining.
* It is still unclear if the meanings of these words flip below the equator. This would mean strueking a large creature and strumking a smaller animal.
My life was incomplete, so I got on a plane and arrived in Africa. Upon my arrival, I spotted a massive hippopotamus. Being the smart, clever, human I am, I decided to strumk the dumb thing and leave without ever looking back.
by YodelSoot January 29, 2020
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Struman

Anyone older than you who is named Diogo.
You're such a Boomer Struman, Diogo.

Ok Boomer Struman
by BaseDeArrhenius May 11, 2020
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Struman

Someone older than you who happens to be named Diogo.
OK boomer struman.
by BaseDeArrhenius May 11, 2020
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