Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

Strumps by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

flourish of strumpets by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stumps the clown by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

Strumpet 

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

Strumpet by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

Strumskin 

The act of getting a blow-job while playing the guitar.

"Henry was jamming and received a strumskin"

Strumskin by STYLE DCVII 137 March 31, 2009

Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011