Non smoker

Non confrontational. Someone who doesn't want the smoke.

I don't like to fight, I'm a non smoker.

by Dray_b January 15, 2021

pee pee smoker

One who smokes pee pees

Sarah is a pee pee smoker

by Grizzle adams March 05, 2018

Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 18, 2020

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 05, 2015

daisy chain smoker

(noun)

A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.

"I was a daisy chain smoker and it broke my heart."

by bellbottom October 20, 2021

ass smoker

A person who smokes ass

Damnnnn I just met the biggest ass smoker

by Animeistradh December 23, 2017

Smoker Guilt

The Act of Purposefully Coughing when waking past a Smoker in an act to make them feel Bad or Guilty. Typically done as a child to add an extra layer of guilt.

“Why are you coughing so much, are you okay?”
“I’m Good, I’m just trying to Smoker Guilt this guy.”

by JXSphere February 26, 2022