park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie November 20, 2007

mud shark killer

a white man with a penis so large it embarasses black guys

she used to date black guys until she encountered a a mud shark killer

by iron mike 88 June 21, 2017

Sharkeisha

The scariest bitch on the internet.

Some douche:"YO, cuz! Did you see Sharkeisha knock that hoe out?"
Other douche:"HELL YEAH, bruh! That bitch go hard!"

by Dr. Danny the Dildo December 2, 2013

Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.

Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?

by Jason Hard January 11, 2009

Shark Snout

Shark Snout: noun - shahrk snout

A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.

eg) "Dude, you better get your boyfriend... He's high on PCP, running around outside in the street, and rockin' a shark snout."

by Sklag September 10, 2011

sharkeishaphobia

The fear of having a black girl kick you upside your head.

Don't Sharkeisha me, I have "Sharkeishaphobia"

"What symptoms do you have?" -"Sharkeishaphobia"

Doctor- "Well you have a incurable symptom called, "Sharkieshaphobia" but you will live.

by JUNGLE FUN March 16, 2014

loan shark

A person who issues illegal loans, with outrageous interest, and if you don't pay it back over a certain period of time, he a) breaks your legs, b) breaks your face c) kills you.

Billy talked to the loan shark, and we found him sleepin with the fishies.

by Joseth Rainrieg July 18, 2004