A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Gin Shower

A pre-event team ritual, usually associated with a sporting match. The team will shout GIN SHOWER and rally in a circle with their right arms all pointing inwards and slightly down. The team will then, in increasing speed, run in a clockwise circle raising their voices and arms in unison until finally at a point determined by the majority, they will all end their yell/cheer at its highest volume while throwing their arms upwards. It is only ever performed before an event or match, to bring good luck.

The team performed a Gin Shower just before stepping onto the court.

by Anagin Skypasser May 20, 2019

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

Shower Shot

An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.

Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.

by Xylopho June 5, 2018

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day

Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.

by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020