Short Roped 

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

Short Roped by beebob40 November 11, 2009

Short-Haired Porcupine 

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.

Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

Short-Haired Porcupine by Pronema January 23, 2011

short bus status 

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

short bus status by Stephauren November 9, 2013

short shopping 

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

short shopping by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

short book 

Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

short book by Djfatbac April 17, 2014

short skinny penis 

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

short skinny penis by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

Short jacking 

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

Short jacking by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016