Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

sanity

something that dj lost

DJ:Excuse me while i search for my sanity.....call teh cell

by z4Z2 August 12, 2004

AC-Schnitzer

A guy with a fucking large penis that is like 1000 meters long

OMG that guy has a AC-Schnitzer

by AC-Schnitzer April 13, 2005

Sanit

A dinosaur-looking man with arms of an excessive length which are useful for reaching for his dreams farther than anyone; yet his wings are inadequately small which prevent him from flying.

"I keep losing at all my track meets but I'm working and training harder than everyone. I feel like a Sanit."

by DocDrea February 10, 2014

shnitzel

From the German word meaning "nizzle"

Rainer is my schnitzel!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

shnitzengruben

the act of throwing someone off a very large often too large building into a large pile of chicken and pancakes. Usually the bulk of jumpers dont survive, but those who do are made symbols of great heroism, and perseverence. "For those are the true kings" - spong 7:11

Aww man i can't beleive that untz didn't make it today at the schnitzengruben.
It's okay though, he missed the whole pile and i'm eatin free dinner for a month.

by Crapulence September 8, 2005

shaïtantologists

A sect of evildoers who advertise worldwide on the web...

1. Abwoat:
"Wha' look that avertisement on my page on U-Dick.com! Coasty, they owned us right at U.D, last post I ever do on that shit.com! Devil's fuckers, all you bloody shaïtantologists!"
Coastello:
"Right in the fuck!Bye bye dickies! Hey dude let's call Chelsee, see what she's got for us tonight?"

by Slangherinthenight May 16, 2008