The Shins

An amazing indie band. Oh, Inverted World was their first success, and the follow-up Chutes Too Narrow was revered by indie fans and critics alike. They have just released Wincing the Night Away, which while IMO is not quite as good as Chutes Too Narrow, is still a lot better than almost all other music out there today.
It really pisses off people who have been listening to them for quite a while that they're getting so popular with posers who like to latch onto semi-indie bands (the same tragic thing happened with Death Cab for Cutie). The movie Garden State is mostly to blame for this, although shows like the OC and Grey's Anatomy have been ruining good bands for quite some time now.

1)Girl Sailor is the best song you've never heard
2)
Loser: So, I'm pretty into Indie stuff right now...
Actual Music Fan: Oh really, what are you listening to right now?
Loser: ...uh... The Shins!
Actual Music Fan: Oh, really? (suspiciously) How'd you hear about them?
Loser: Garden State
Actual Music Fan: (sarcastically) Wow! You're sooo alternative... (walks away)

by Actual Indie Fan December 27, 2008

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

Shits Bitch

Phrase referring to something that is stupid, dumb, useless, lame, etc.

Example 1
Guy 1) Hey dude lets go play Dungeon and Dragons.
Guy 2) Fuck that, Shits Bitch!

Example 2
Guy 1) I have to go buy new tires.
Guy 1) SHITS BITCH!

Example 3
Guy 1) I have to go to jury duty, SHITS BITCH!

Example 4
Guy 1) I have herpes, SHITS FUCKING BITCH!

by Go0o0o0CH June 10, 2011

drizzling shits

diarrhea, especially when chronic or frequent: the 'shits', in other words

The rotten chili I ate at Don's Diner last night gave me the drizzling shits all morning long!!

by Jon64Bailey May 24, 2008

shinter

First name Goran, Shinter was an influential freelance web designer / artist based in sweeden during the first years of the 21st century. Creating mostly abstract designs with highly manipulated and stylized 3D-rendered elements, he was a contributer to customize.org and a lurker on deviant art.

His wallpapers were excedingly popular when amateur desktop customization was still in its infancy.

His website, kultdesign.org, now holds only a generic apache directory listings for what appears to be some attempted web startups. Not much else is known publicly about this man, and his accounts on either of the afformentioned art/design communities report a long period of inactivity.

As well, for a short period kultdesign.org was moved to www.digitalcurse.com/shinter but as of this writing that page is 404.

Shinter was a bad-ass designer.
Kultdesign is dead.

by Chris Galardi August 24, 2006

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

shintermission

When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.

Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.

by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016