a Stimpy

A Stimpy is when you ejaculate over the top of your instant noodles, like a depraved garnish, and eat it to see how it tastes.

"hey yo i just did a Stimpy, and man, that shit tasted horrid"

by ano eto February 4, 2021

glivva shimps

Glivva Shimps means that your fat

“dang bro that girl is glivva shimps”

by eggbite July 24, 2021

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021

Pimmy Shimmy

The act of a man waggling his penis in an up and down fashion using his pants/shorts so he can shake off the last bit of pee that might be inside or stuck to the tip. Commonly used after urination, but can also be a strange way of getting erect.

Blake: Yo Travis, do you not pimmy shimmy after you piss?

Travis: No man, that's just weird!

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation

Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.

by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024

Southampton shimmy

When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.

He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!

by Jawn215 March 15, 2024

Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy

A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.

Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!

Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!

by Polnareff_Toenail December 5, 2019