The Digiorno

When you get a digiorno pizza from your local supermarket, cum on the pizza, put it in the freezer, then wait. Then, you and your lover have sex in the kitchen and when she’s about to climax, you lean over, get the cum-digiorno pizza and smack her over the head with it while screaming “pizza time
Him: Hey! I have Digiorno Pizza at my place! Wanna come over and share it with me?

Her: Are you trying to pull The Digiorno on me?

Him: Perhaps
by Polnareff_Toenail October 22, 2019
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Cum Sock Curry

You cum in a sock and then you make a curry inside the sock. You could then either freeze the sock, and then heat it up later and eat it, or drink it straight out of the sock.”
Luke: Hey Dustin, you wanna come over to my house and make Cum Sock Curry?

Dustin: Yeah man, I’ll bring the lotion!!
by Polnareff_Toenail January 17, 2020
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Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy

A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!

Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
by Polnareff_Toenail December 05, 2019
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