swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

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swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

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Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

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Swallow a revolver

This is a metaphor for killing yourself because you know how you put guns up your mouth when you pull it well that's where it came from

Go swallow a revolver you cunt meaning go kill yourself

by Fieryfury January 29, 2020

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swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.

He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.

by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020

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