marshmellow starfish

A human anus after being bleached

In anticipation of filming "Teen Backyard Anal Sluts 25," the porn start visited her dermatologist and came back with a marshmellow starfish.

by RobbyM83 April 16, 2008

Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

by firstkipchak March 21, 2010

inside out starfish

a butt or asshole that has been torn up and or stretched by an enormous dick

After i banged that chick in the ass, her butthole looked like an inside out starfish

by MiNombreEsSammy June 8, 2011

starfish

where a guy fingers a girl. but instead of using 2 or 3 fingers, he inserts his whole fist into the vagina and once his fist is in the guy spreads his fingers as though in a 'starfish' motion inside the vagina.

me and stewie tried starfish the other night but i was too tight.

jenny is loose enough to do starfish!

i wish aaron would gimme starfish

by ansh69 September 10, 2007

starfishing

Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.

I don't understand why Joey wasn't making any moves on me. I was practically starfishing for him.

by Patrick Starfishing February 29, 2012

starfish

When an individual places his or her palm on another's face (like a basketball), in an attempt to push them away.

This ugly girl tried to kiss me so I starfished her.

by Ryan Waechter-Kendle January 21, 2008

starfish

a person who consistantly opens there legs for the opposite sex..

S.H:hey what did you do last night
A.H:went to a hotel with k's boy
S.H: your such a starfish!

by shane hutchings February 14, 2013