shallow

An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.

Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.

"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005

Shallow Grave

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

by photoruss September 13, 2011

Shallow Orange

A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.

I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home

"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018

Cat Swallow

A vagina eat a dick

My girlfriend cat swallowed me

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

Feed the Swallow

A phrase used to answer or address anything. Swallow meaning the species of bird. The term makes no sense whatsoever, but it does have its uses. Best used when people don't know what to say or as a way to trash talk someone.

Person 1: "Dude, don't be an asshole."

Person 2: "Feed the swallow."

or

Person 1: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?"

Person 2: "Feed the swallow."

by Kretts July 19, 2010