A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.
Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.
Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?
Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?
Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
by Tess Tickler December 14, 2008
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Is that a pervert? No, it's a reese.
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A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her
Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.
by juiice February 10, 2007
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Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
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Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...
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Get the reese mug.A narcissistic asshole. He enjoys acting like the leading roles in Dumb and Dumber without the humor. Little to no class. Btw skinny jeans only look good on girls, but if you insist on dressing like a faggot at least make sure you have a decent ass first.
"Who's the autistic kid over there? "
"Oh he's not autistic. That's just Reese. He's been hitting the hydros and morphine a little too much"
"Oh he's not autistic. That's just Reese. He's been hitting the hydros and morphine a little too much"
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