Potterphobe

One who, upon hearing that the popular book series character, Dumbledore, is gay, denies ever liking the books.

"Hey, what smells like smoke? What's with that pile of ashes where your Harry Potter books used to be?"
"What's Harry Potter?"
"*Gasp* you potterphobe!"

by yenom-E November 26, 2007

Patterson

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Potter

nickname for the person everyone knows.
Down-to-earth, chill guy

Yo potter definitely owned the pong table last night, i wonder if he remembers it?

by Darksyde73 September 25, 2008

Potterhead

A person who loves/obsessives over Harry Potter.

Potterhead requirements
~read all books at least twice
~seen all movies at least twice
~spends countless hours online looking at Harry Potter stuff
~has the the deathly hollows symbol all over their stuff.
~has immense knowledge of the books/movies/actors/characters
~reads/writes fan fiction (this varies on the level of Potterheadness)
~Makes Harry Potter references Always
~Are often with some form of Harry Potter related thing
~Ofen use British slang (smashing, git, prat, bloody ect.)
~Are Bloody AMAZING!♥

Potterhead #1~ OMM! (Oh my Merlin) I just L♥VE Hinny!

Potterhead #2~No, no, no. Harmione is the best ship. Kay?

Potterhead #3~ Fat chance. Romione is perf

Non Pottethead~ What is Hinny, Harmione and Romione?

Potterhead #1&2&3~What?

Now you quickly act like you exactly what these Ships are and walk away slowly.

by Potterheadchick April 11, 2014

Harry Potter Dyke

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.

Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006