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center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017
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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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National Punch a VSCO Girl Day

Every day is National Punch a VSCO Girl Day!

Stop the spread of VSCOism!
I punched a VSCO girl on National Punch a VSCO Girl Day, and I'll do it again tomorrow!
by MrOrcaDood October 27, 2019
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fru1ty.punch

hey did you know that fru1ty.punch is the most amazing, smart,beautiful, and overall best mutual ever!
by ura_man.wh0re March 13, 2021
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Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose
Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3
by Justo2010 July 8, 2022
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And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011
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