shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

pride month

a way for corporates to make big bucks by pretending they care about LGBT

A: "Hey bro its pride month"
B: "Oh its time for the fucking companies to rainbow wash everything and shove LGBT in our faces 24/7 again"

by Owner of Polarneff Land June 10, 2023

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017

Pride and Truth

A phrased used by a not very smart girl who is entitiled and probably smells bad when she loves something but really means "tried and true."

This bagged caesar salad an fake brown sugar latte is my pride and truth meal to stay skinny.

by iamkayleerose August 29, 2024

Pride of friends

The collective noun for a small, clique-like circle of friends who posses remarkable fidelity to one another; comparable to that of a pride of lions.

Sorry Timmy, can't chat; I have an engagement with my pride of friends.

by gl777 December 1, 2014

Pride Month

people want it to be something of celebrating being part of the LGBTQ+ but in reality, it was made to profit off of them

Person One: Yay it's pride month.
Person Two: Dude I really don't fucking care.

by manoffeel June 5, 2022

YOUR Pride

YOUR pride is the problem. I said I did your bullshit AND IT DIDN'T WORK. And now you're trying to prevent me from attaining authorship over my own deeds to MAKE me do your bullshit a second time. NO SECOND CHANCES JORDAN! YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR THAT! YOU ONLY GET 1! NOT MY MANDATE! IT'S HIS! AND YOU'LL SACRIFICE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS TO MAKE IT SO! NOT GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO PARENTS! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW ME TO SUCEED WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL I DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM LIVE! I CAN SUCEED TO SPITE YOU! AND I WILL! AND I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO DO IT!

Hym "YOUR pride is what YOU need to give up! YOU do YOUR book! YOU do it! YOU! NOT ME! You want ME to give up MINE so YOU don't have to give up YOURS! And you're doing it so you can control how I interact with women. I DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT RUSSELL BRAND AS A PROXY. He fucked all the women and was sad so I guess we all just have to stop other people from doing what he did! Right!? No. YOU LOSE! YOUR GOD LOSES! And if it doesn't you lie and you steal to make it win. You are saying about me what I said about that retard but it DOESN'T APPLY TO ME because I AM THE BETTER ONE! I'm not possessed. It isn't a whim (that's something I said about women you're trying to project on to me). She was wrong. YOU were wrong! I WAS RIGHT! Your failure will be etched into eternity bit the blood of the innocent! IT'S OVER! You had a chance to reclaim your dignity and instead you tried to steal my life from me. The moment has passed."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024