"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"
"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"
"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"
"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"
"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"
by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009
Get the passive aggressive present mug.A cheap rip-off "Nintendo" console/device that plays Nintendo or Nintendo-esque 8-bit games. Usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on AA batteries with A/V outputs on the device.
dude 1: Dude, go play your Pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...
by Falcon4 October 7, 2006
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1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008
Get the Christmas Present mug.The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
Get the Pretend mug.Once used to describe an object that grasps like a tail, this is now used much like the word "Smuf" (as a noun, verb, adjective and so on). It is also commonly used as a substitute word in colloquial phrases.
by myownshuriken February 5, 2010
Get the Prehensile mug.1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.
2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.
4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.
4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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