cell phone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.

My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.

by uncreative name March 28, 2019

Mistah Phone

This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4

"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet

by Bad Username? June 7, 2022

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Semi-Smart Phone

A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.

Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!

by SmartA55 September 4, 2011

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Before my phone dies

This was an excuse to do something on your phone before it does

Girl - I need a poo before my phone dies

Boy - text me before my phone dies

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox June 13, 2018

cell phone

A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.

"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting! Can you hear me?! Can you hear me now?!!!!"

by TiberiusJulius February 16, 2005