Peased

When one over comes another in an argument using superior intelect.

Guy 1: Vending machines kill more people than sharks.
Guy 2: But vending machines dont have a week dedicated to them now do they?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: Wow, you just got Peased

by Chad Pinkerton August 22, 2010

Phaser

A person who ruins a party by either not participating in a certain activity or leaving earlier than anyone else.
Someone who ruins fun by not participating in a certain activity even though they were called at 3 a.m. to come out.

D & D are fucking Phasers because they didn't answer texts at 3 a.m. to party with drunk friends in Vegas.

by rolo mom June 6, 2011

phaseburn

A twisted or mentally insane person. Someone who walks the thin line between genius and insanity. Also known as a "Network Administrator"

Why would I want to invite a phaseburn like that to a party? I have my standards!

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.

"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"

by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Game Phases

When somebody goes through a mentally insane phase where they play a game for a week make there profile picture the game make there life the game and then the next week its a different game. Pretty much everything for the week revolves around the game.

Colins current game phases is Undertale and his profile picture and everything about his is undertale themed.
Nick Is going through a roblox game phase and cant stop thinking about it

by pancakespell February 21, 2022

pasengers

crabs: A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

U gave me pasengers?

by abrao999 May 21, 2009