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Parking the Pink Cannondale

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
by Lysander Six May 5, 2009
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Parking Lot Adventure

An "adventure" normally taken by bored teenagers who are stuck in a large shopping area/town with little or no money and have nothing better to do than document it. They often use shopping carts and while a few ride in the carts and a few steer they create chaos everywhere they go, normally with a camera taking it all in.

Usually, while they're obnoxious, they are not illegal. They will buy random things such as kid's toys and energy drinks to just create something that resembles fun. In the end, it is kind of fun in the well-we-have-stories-now way.
"Dude, we were stuck at that plaza downtown and went on a 4-hour parking lot adventure."
"Really? Man, I wish I was there. I was stuck at home."
by allieallosaurus June 16, 2009
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parkanoia

That dread you feel when you can't find where you parked your car and you realize it may have been stolen (usually occuring soon before you find your car, but not so soon that those moments of pulse-quickening worry, which seem stretched to infinite length, haven't done their damage to your nerves and shortened your lifespan by about an hour).
What the--? I left it right here. Didn't I? Sure, I did, 'cuz it was near the...oh, wait, is that where I went in? It looks just like... Hell, they all look like--well, I'll check the upper level and, uh, no, not there. I'm sure I parked it right over by the--oh, no, now I know! It's the lower level. Yeah, 'cuz I had to take the stairs, and...um...wait, that's not right either. What the hell?! Oh, my god... Omigod, omigod, omigod, my car has been STOLEN! It's finally happened to me!! Why does everything have to happen to me!!! Jesu--oh, there it is. Whew. Heh. Ha, ha! Parkanoia!
by Phraser July 26, 2009
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Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.
"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."
by BekVicious December 18, 2009
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parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.
by geedavee June 16, 2010
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Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"
Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.
by Yogles August 8, 2014
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Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
by the-n January 21, 2016
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