pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.

"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.

My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 27, 2022

geriphile

One who is sexually aroused by or attracted to, or engages in sexual activity with, a geriatric senior citizen (person older than 65 years).

"He frequently visits the old retirement home center to score with the elderly; I had no idea he was a geriphile, I thought it he was visiting for charity."

by Lehetinu June 29, 2022

Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.

Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"

by F-Meat July 5, 2022

pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.

Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Pedophile

A sick fuck that needs help

Robert:look at that sexy toddler

Mara:your such a pedophile dude get help

by Mara_transgender October 2, 2022

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022