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hyzer paradox

The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
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generic party cup

that generic-looking, often red, plastic party cup you see at generic parties.
I heard that Buzz only drinks out of generic party cups. I like generic party cups because they're often red. Why do you like generic party cups?
by El_Scorcho September 27, 2004
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Party Lazarus

Someone who passes out during a party only to reemerge hours later to continue partying.
"Dude, what the heck is Jim doing here? I saw him crash two hours ago?"

"He just popped back up and grabbed a beer. He's a Party Lazarus tonight."
by JDS2 February 28, 2009
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Party Avalanche

When you haven't been to parties for a while due to excessive studying/work.

Finally, you go to a party but it triggers the urge to party ALL THE TIME. Usually subsists after a week.
Student: Have to study hard. Gonna get that Ph.D.
Dude: You're going to Jenn's party tonight.
Student: OK. I suppose it won't kill me.

-1 week later-

Student: YEA PARTY AVALANCHE! I haven't been home for a week! This rounds on me!
by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009
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park subak

A watermelon friend who died from falling off a shelf. The witness, Eric Sohn tried saving him with CPR, but unfortunately, he passed away.
Who is Park Subak?
He fell of shelf and cracked his skull open. RIP Park Subak
by anonymous September 23, 2020
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Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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spare parts

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”
Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.
by fish_dicks October 6, 2020
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