Petter paned

When ones nuts or PETTER gets hit with a pot or PAN.

Dude that guy just got Petter paned.

by Red october 666 December 14, 2009

quick-paced

Fast sex

That sex was quick-paced

by Coldtomato February 27, 2015

teen beauty pageant

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

by steakeater May 24, 2014

A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......

1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

paedo

stands for paedophile, a very sick person who deserves to have barbed wire stuck up their dick hole.

oh would you look at that paedo, hunting down young children for his own weird sexual pleasure. shame on him/her.

by chickenhenface May 13, 2011