Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
by Chappo January 20, 2004
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"Postal 3 is better than Postal 4" is a phrase said by certain Postal fans who prefer a game that will never be fixed is better than a game that is getting more updates that add content and fixes. Postal 3 has been modded by fans but the base game remains the same.
Nerd: Postal 3 is better than Postal 4. Postal 4 sucks ass from a straw. Oh my god, what were they thinking? Running with Scissors is finally among the game developer studios I'm no more looking up to. No regrets my ass.
Chad: Calm down, they will hopefully fix it. You are a Postal 3 fanboy.
by CringyRWSFanboy2003 December 24, 2022
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when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'
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Jacob (normie): Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj!

Oliver: Said no one ever. She's a imbecile ass mumble rapper who tries to go against the Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Nicki Minaj is also original and creative, as she's made multiple kinds of music. Cardi B only makes one. Saying Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj is just like saying Justin Bieber is better than Prince... get your facts straight, fool.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
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Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 01, 2014
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look this bozo 🤡 L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better
by pivable November 26, 2021
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This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018
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