one who stealthily can steal another's beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.
Yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim's fat ass as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the fuckin coffee table. I'm a hella sweet beer ninja.
Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.
Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.
by jassu19 August 29, 2006
Get the beer ninjamug. MAn1: bring jamal on halloween
Man2: why
Man1: he is a nigga ninja he cant be seen when we egg peoples houses
Man2: good idea
Man2: why
Man1: he is a nigga ninja he cant be seen when we egg peoples houses
Man2: good idea
by ChrisNaps April 6, 2008
Get the nigga ninjamug. Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.
Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
by pokstad January 25, 2008
Get the butt ninjamug. Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.
I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012
Get the Ninja Chuckmug. When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
Get the Ninja-mokedmug. When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
by 007hippo September 29, 2009
Get the Ninja Drillmug. Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse
by Gerontius June 6, 2013
Get the ninja chirpsemug.