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Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)
He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us
by Evan October 15, 2006
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A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
Peter is such a Nerd !
by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008
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A demeaning term given to not only one who is very intelligent or nonathletic, but anyone who says or does something that is considered idiotic, confusing to the point of stupidity, or generally worthy of disapproval. Also, if somebody fails at doing something, especially if he has previously gloated about doing such action, he must be called a NERD. (Note: This term differs from the normal word, "nerd" because it is in all caps. It is to be kept that way.)
Guy #1: Alright now is the last chance, what do you all want to eat?
Guy #2 and #3: WAFFLE HOUSE!
Guy #1: Waffle House it is.
(5 minutes later)
Guy #4: He can we get Chinese food?
Guy #1: Oh my God, I hate you so much.
Guy #2: NERD!
by awesomewolf523 August 31, 2010
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An individual who has tendencies to become obsessive about their interest and Hobbies. Nerd will usually become obsessed with certain genres, TV shows, films, books, video games, or technology and will involve them/it in as much of their lives as they can, even using obscure references to their interests in conversation.

They will re-watch episodes and movies and re-read books multiple times and follow the series closely. They will buy all the related merchandise, often collecting and keeping it in mint-condition. They will attend conventions, commonly while dress as their favourite characters.

There is a social stigma towards nerds, particularly in schools. Since nerds tend to obsess over particular things, usually things that are unpopular, they will often go unaware of current popular trends and are view by others to be uncool for their alternative interests.

Nerds are commonly viewed as very intelligent due to their hunger for information.
"That Dexter is such a nerd. He's always talking about star wars and other sci-fi stuff."
"I here he also goes to conventions all the time and will dress up as characters from movies"
"What a Nerd"
by Migrane0 August 21, 2012
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a guy that would rather do homework than make out with his girlfriend.
Sorry, i cant see you today because i have an essay to write and im a NERD.
by angrygirlfriend101 November 27, 2011
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All nerds share one common attribute; they think they are more intelligent than normal people. However, there are many types of nerd, here are a few:

* Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance.

* Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad.

* Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music.

* Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.
Nerds smell.

I hate nerds.

NERDS!!!! NERDS!!!!
by Cudaman October 15, 2006
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geek who knows it all
bill: whats netcoding?
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
by Anonymous October 15, 2006
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