1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
Get the turd monkey mug.A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring
i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005
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A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.
by Johnsonville May 2, 2005
Get the Monkeybird mug.Not much is known about the nigga monkey, except that it is hella chonky. The nigga monkey was mentioned in the song Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.
"Hey dude, what's that thing over there?"
"I think that's a nigga monkey!"
"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"
"I think that's a nigga monkey!"
"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"
by SUPERKATO1000 August 17, 2012
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Get the lust monkey mug.n. Originally a trainee in an asbestos mine who cleared the fine carcinogenic fibres off the tram lines but now any lowly employee who is tasked with any unpleasant, dangerous or tedious job.
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1) Get a team of dust monkeys into the kitchen right away. The McFryer is making that funny sound and I think she's going to blow!
2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.
2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
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