mohler

a mole located either inside the anus or directly on the virgin penis.

damn, that mohler is pissin me off mondo.

by collin dunlap May 29, 2007

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Model

An 'occupation' for those too mentally-challenged to seek a real job, thus resort to lightly exposing their bodily features for money. In extremely rare cases is one even marginally intelligent.

Such people are only attractive to the lowest common denominator because whores are bad and true beauty exists internally.

Person with true beauty: I treated multiple aneurisms on the surface of a patient's large intestine during surgery today by performing sedative treatment and vessel suturing. In turn, I saved his life by preventing them from rupturing. How was your day?

Typical Model: LIK, U KNOWW, I WASS TRYIN OUT THE KNEW MAC LIP GLOSS LOL AN TEH COLUR MATSHED MY DRES!!!11111eleven!!!

by Reju July 29, 2008

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mobeless

Unable to move about freely

The vehicles were mobeless in the winter storm.

by Thelma Burton November 2, 2005

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Modelquins

A shop-window mannequin that is also a model. Can be seen on Old Navy commercials.

Layla: "Dang, Katelin, we're such Modelquins!"
Katelin: "Are you sure these jeans don't make my butt look too big??!"

by asilniletak November 11, 2009

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Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.

He got that sex slave at a model auction.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

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