the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.

Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.

by scruffystuff December 14, 2012

ming feng

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.

Last night was so fun with ming Feng

by ilovepussycat December 2, 2018

Ming Yu

Beauty, cute, intelligence, angelic, and not to mention wonderful and so fine ^_~ and so soft, warm, cuddly.. there is but ONE Ming Yu in existance though.. and she's mine damn it.. XD

This girl I met was a Ming Yu because she was near perfection, but then I noticed she had a flaw so she wasn't a Ming Yu after all..

by Diego Staricewing March 20, 2004

ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

by sarah July 15, 2004

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** July 30, 2008

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 21, 2008