Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.

Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.

by scruffystuff June 11, 2012

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Ming Yu

Beauty, cute, intelligence, angelic, and not to mention wonderful and so fine ^_~ and so soft, warm, cuddly.. there is but ONE Ming Yu in existance though.. and she's mine damn it.. XD

This girl I met was a Ming Yu because she was near perfection, but then I noticed she had a flaw so she wasn't a Ming Yu after all..

by Diego Staricewing March 21, 2004

ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

by sarah July 15, 2004

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 25, 2006

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** May 27, 2006