step midget

a sibling through marriage that is a midget

my step midget has a "short fuse".

by Chase buttly February 22, 2011

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

mental midget

Your average dumbass who still uses "faggotry" and "autism" to describe things they hate. Clearly stuck in the past and narrow-minded to new ideas and concepts, even to old ones that work.

Nikolai shows his mental midget behavior as he shows off his obsession with Pokemon, giving shit to some teenager for making their own fan made designs. Clearly having a shit fit over this.

by The Painful Reality May 25, 2020

Michigan midget

A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9"

That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...

by desert rose 78 February 27, 2010

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003