Michael Michael Motorcycle

A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.

Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.

by Bill Belamy July 21, 2010

Michael

1) total ass clown 2) likes big boners in his butt 3) loves his justin beber hair!!!

hey that guy looks really gay...i think his name is Michael.

by fuzzy nerf herder March 18, 2011

Michael

Michael is a person who is usually found making faces at him self, and is not very caring. He likes to make fun of people to make him feel more beautiful.

Sara:"Don't u think he such a joy?"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"

by Ananymos1234567890 June 9, 2010

Michael

Another term for douchebag

Dude! He's such a Michael!

by NotAMichael November 30, 2011

Michael

A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.

Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.

Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.

by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009

Michael

Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.

God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael!

by DMAA Research December 15, 2010

Michael

A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys

That damn Michael shit on my car again

by MichaelPapa-uzza December 12, 2010