Definitions by youdeserveitbitch.

Michael 

The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend

A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?"
M: "fucking my self, three sum

Michael by youdeserveitbitch. April 17, 2010