mallfaggot

A faggot from the mall!

Hey look at that mallfaggot wearing a blue tank top and converses!

by mysteryman-john November 13, 2011

Mall Cunt

Those annoying kiosk sales people who shove perfume smells and jewelry in your face as you walk by.

John spent two hours in the mall because all the Mall Cunts kept offering him cologne.

by UrbanBurban350 March 1, 2016

Mall Bitch

Someone who spends most of their time and money buying trivial things at a mall. They are also classified as being ditsy, assholes, or wealthy or all combined

Joseph: Do you think Anna and Katie are mall bitches?
Erica: Hell yeah, they've been to the mall at least 3 times this week already

by Waffleking72 October 13, 2016

mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy

Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...

by James' Wheelchair July 14, 2016

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

by Flaco4ever January 1, 2017

mallificious

A word used to describe the personality of a school project partner who secretly wishes for the demise of the other person working on their school project, be it a science lab, english paper, or history diorama.

She didn't share her data table with me, what a mallificious binch!

by manatus November 3, 2017