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Earbud Method

An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.
"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."
"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"
"Oh fuck!"
"Thats what you get alley slut."
by ihadalife July 2, 2009
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II Methodology

The practice of exercising ignorance and idiotic actions by a person, institution, organization, community, etc.
"You are a perfect example of ii methodology "
by Zerious August 18, 2016
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Masuda Method

The Masuda Method is a popular method of shiny hunting in the Pokemon community. It was developed by Junichi Masuda to encourage trading with players around the world. The shiny hunting method was, therefore, named after him by the community.
The most common instance of Masuda Method (often abbreviated to MM Breeding) is a foreign Ditto being put in the daycare, breeding with whatever other Pokemon the player has (often) caught themselves. Breeding a Pokemon from another country like Germany, China, or Japan, with another Pokemon not from that country will boost the odds of finding a shiny Pokemon.
"I've been shiny hunting like crazy this past weekend. I Masuda Method bred for a shiny Bulbasaur and got it within the first 30 eggs!"
by BooBooKeys March 1, 2021
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The Dougall Method

To tell a story to your friends but add all the insults and swear words you would have actually used in the situation if you had any balls.
Guy 1: Ya I told the principal to go fuck himself.

Guy 2: No you didn't...

Guy 1: Well ok I used The Dougall Method a bit I guess.
by thegreenbastard January 11, 2009
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The Chad Method

I don't have this problem you are having because I don't participate in it
"You're fighting with your girlfriend ... I just just use the Chad method and not have one. "

My car isn't broken down, because I don't own a car, the Chad method.

Japan Cyber-Security minister bans computers.
Japan unhackable, The Chad method.

My shoes are never untied because I use Velcro, the Chad method!
by The real Matte Black November 15, 2018
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Bridge and claw method

This is where you anal a person when they are bent over like a bridge and you claw down their back and on the bum cheeks and sometimes the bum hole.
Person one bends over and person two claws their back and bum hole whilst doing anal called the bridge and claw method
by Simmy1yt November 19, 2018
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Pogo Stick Method

When a person is giving you a blowjob and as you’re about to finish you grab the back of their head, slam it down as you finish, so then their head comes flying back up and off your dick, thus representing a pogo stick
Sara was giving me head when I decided to use the pogo stick method. She hurt her neck but it felt sooo good
by Aids of greatness January 12, 2020
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